- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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