What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

a little girl gets raped

666 im christian

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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