- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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