What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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