roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

hi

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

S.O.P.A

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What color is my lamp? Brown

if it's friday, it must be China

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