Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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You're so straight!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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nice shorts.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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