- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wish i was a tree !

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

your face.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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