Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

where's waldo? in a picture book.

your mother is so lesbian

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Dead babies.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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