Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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this website...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Noah is Smart.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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