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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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minorities

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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NEVER

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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womans rights

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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