I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why Because

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Shit.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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