Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

you are gay

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

if it's friday, it must be China

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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