Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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