- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

i fondle myself every night....

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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