Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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I dislike old people.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Golf.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drugs.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Haha pizza

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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