How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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KEVIN HART

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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