- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

you wanna hear a joke? no

Josh kissing a girl

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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