YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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World Of Warcraft

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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ur mother

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Womens rights

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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