Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Kittens.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Women's Golf

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

knock knock you may come in

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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