A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A ginger rapping.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Covietz has a large penis

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A black succeeds

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

pubic lice.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

I love you.

Men's rights

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