how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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knock knock you may come in

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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