roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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this website...

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

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