9/11/01 walks into a bar

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Women

Mmmmmmm Lemons

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

arse

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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