What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

what is patrick wilson? smart

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

lewis bedford

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Yo mama so fat she died

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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