- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Religion

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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