What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Women rights..

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Fuck her

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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