What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Dear John,

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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