What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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9:11 make a wish

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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