- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

There is a car full of black people.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

That's what he said.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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