- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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