- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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