What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Penis

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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lol

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