- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Please don't rape me.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Come in

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Bing

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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