The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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this website...

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nice shorts.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Anti Joke

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