- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

i wish i was a tree !

What do you find....... there's a..........

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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