- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

The geese of Growmore

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Two women were sitting in silence.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Fruitcake

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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