- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

God is religiously proven to be real

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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