Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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I am a real homosexual

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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