What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I dislike old people.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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My sister has to take a dump

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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