Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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i am predestal

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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This is not Will Smith.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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beiber i straight

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Indeed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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