- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Giving birth to the antichrist

jokes r dumb

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

. Deez nuts Ok

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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