- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where else? The junk yard

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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