- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Women's rights.

Nickelback.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

God.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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