- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What comes after "Q" R

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Women

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Exactly what?

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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