What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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I LIKE TURLES.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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