- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

This is not Will Smith.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A bar walks into your mother.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

I am a real homosexual

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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