Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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I don't get it

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Come in

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Bing

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Nicholas Cage

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Hi poop!

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