I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A homeless person dies.

Women"s Rights

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Aodhan Hearty

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

you wanna hear a joke? no

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

It's your mother, open the door.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I had a dream I watched Inception.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Knock knock Come in!

What will happen when a black person die they die

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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