What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A black man killed someone

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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suck my dick.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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