A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

whats round and like a ball a ball

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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