- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

knock knock Come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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