- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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