Dead babies.

minorities

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Black people

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

kennah campion... being nice

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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