How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A scottish man having fun

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Canada

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Dear John,

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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