What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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alcoholism kills

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A man buys free health care...

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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...Jack Vale

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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