Kim Kardashian.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Your mum is dead

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Well, this is fun.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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