Obamacare!

Women's Golf

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Covietz has a large penis

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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