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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

SAY

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