- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

hi my name is? joe

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock Knock Good one...

...and I'm a Mormon.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A ginger rapping.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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