What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Obamacare!

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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penis

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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