Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

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