What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Myspace

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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come along children

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