How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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