A man walks into a bar.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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