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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Womens rights.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Knock knock! Yes?

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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