What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

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I love boobs

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Women's Golf

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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