Indeed.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Women

gay marriage.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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