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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Come in

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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