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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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