What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

thumb_up thumb_down -20

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -44

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

thumb_up thumb_down +65

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The government makes a good decision

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops