What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Punchline.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A ginger rapping.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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