what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I don't get it

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Please don't rape me.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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