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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Fruitcake

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Anti jokes are funny

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

BIG PENIS

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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