What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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i hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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women's rights

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Penis

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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