what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Penis

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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