Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Got milk? No.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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The WNBA

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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this website...

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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