Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Rebecca Black sings a song.

steves legs

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Come in

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Canada

Three men walked into a metal pole

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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