- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

nice shorts.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Mmmm, donuts

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

fart

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

I won the game.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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