- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Dead babies.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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