Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Shit.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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