why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why were corners made? For crying.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Baseball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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