a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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