Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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