whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Women rights.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Real jokes.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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