What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Women's rights.

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An Irishman stays home

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Oliver's friends

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A joke

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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