What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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hi bye

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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but there is a road to the super market

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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