What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A man buys free health care...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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SPAMS!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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