how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Brett Farve

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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fart

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Penis

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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