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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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