An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti jokes are funny

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Herman Cain

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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