In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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