Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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