Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

An Irishman stays home

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

gays

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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