How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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