Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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the WNBA

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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ekoj

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My mom.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A joke

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Hitler is my role model

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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