How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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The geese of Growmore

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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im jewish

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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