A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Myspace

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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