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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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