- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Lacrosse

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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