A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

womans rights

What did the mole say? Nothing

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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