What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What what In the butt

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

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