Nickelback

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Hi poop!

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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