What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

whats better than shoes feet

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

anus soup

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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