Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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a black guy leaves prison

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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