A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Dead babies.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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gay marriage.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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