What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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marble

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Anti Joke

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