What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Two women were sitting in silence.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Noah is Smart.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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