- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What does a man like. food.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Benevolent villain.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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