whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A black man killed someone

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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I like to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Noah is Smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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