a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Obamacare!

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Your mom.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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