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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A Jew returns change.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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