Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Hi poop!

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Slavery lol

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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