- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Women's rights.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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