A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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anus soup

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Slavery

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Can I touch it?

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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