my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

kennah campion... being nice

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

beiber i straight

Why were corners made? For crying.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Anti Joke

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