A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i fondle myself every night....

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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alcoholism kills

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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