- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

i am predestal

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Women's rights.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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