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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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i fondle myself every night....

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Slavery lol

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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alcoholism kills

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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