knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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