Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Ben is gay

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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