A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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