How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Freedom of Speech

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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live babies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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