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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

kennah campion... being nice

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

knock knock go away

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

black people. that is all...

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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