- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

BIG PENIS

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Women rights.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Women's rights

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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