- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Got milk? No.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Black Poeple

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

That's what he said.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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