What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why....... Because.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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