What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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The Aristocrats

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A Jew returns change.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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