What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

the WNBA

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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