- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

no

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

im jewish

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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