i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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9/11

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A fish walks into a bar

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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