Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Miscarriages.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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