a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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