How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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a banana

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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