- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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