Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Goat balls.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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