Three men walked into a metal pole

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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