I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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fart

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AROUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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jgkbk,mn

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Pickle!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

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