Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why Because

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Nickelback

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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