American healthcare.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A black succeeds

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Thumbs this up

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Hello world

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