- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

throbbing slobber

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Chocolate tastes good.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Black people are innocent.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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