Knock Knock. Shut up.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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The jets are a good team..

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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