what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Haha pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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