- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

what is patrick wilson? smart

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why Because

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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