- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

The chicken crossed the road.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Is Carly smart? No.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

I can't think of a joke!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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