What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Global Warming.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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knock knock go away

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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