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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Anti jokes are funny

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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