- Anti Joke

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA gargle" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."runs JOKES KILL >:}

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Well, this is fun.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

black people. that is all...

A joke

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a gay baby was just born.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops