Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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I love you very much.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Haha pizza

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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