What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Religion

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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That's unfortunate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Hello world

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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