- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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