What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Women's rights

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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