- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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does this look unsure to you?

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Women's rights.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why were corners made? For crying.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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