does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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does this look unsure to you?

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Jasper sucks.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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