What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

gay marriage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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