Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

No joke.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

arse

Womens Sports

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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