- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Men's rights

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

So one time this woman was learning...

I am the sun. You are the moon.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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