- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

does this look unsure to you?

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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