What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

cheese

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A black succeeds

The Bible

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Punchline.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Men's rights

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

hi my name is? joe

your fat

The mets are 3-0 this season

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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