What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why Because

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Anti Joke

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