What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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penis

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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arse

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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women's rights

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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