One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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