What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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im jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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