Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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AROUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Goat balls.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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BIG PENIS

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Small breasts.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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An antijoke

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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