- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

nathan palmer has a big head !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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