So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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My life

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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9/11.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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