Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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