black people. that is all...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The Aristocrats

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

So one time this woman was learning...

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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