Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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