What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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...Jack Vale

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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