- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

The mets are 3-0 this season

What is a dog? Bark

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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