You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

womens rights

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

does this look unsure to you?

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...