- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

...Jack Vale

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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