Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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does this look unsure to you?

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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