Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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hi bye

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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GooglePlus.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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