- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

The WNBA.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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