How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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You.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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I like jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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