- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple pie.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Hitler

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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