- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

apple pie.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Guess what? SHADAP

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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