which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

So one time this woman was learning...

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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