Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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DERP

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Global Warming.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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You.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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make me a sandwich!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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