When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Exactly what?

apple pie.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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