- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Potato salad

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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