A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black man killed someone

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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