- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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