Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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