- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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