why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Hi my name is Bob

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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ASSCHEEKS

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Hitler

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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