- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

My life

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Hitler

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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