What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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