A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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theres a fat guy

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Ruller

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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