- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.