Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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An antijoke

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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