What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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The Aristocrats

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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